feel like a rogue

Rogue Mocha Porter

BREW: Porter from Oregon       

When: Tuesday    

Where: The couch

Velocity: Dos (5.3%)

Social Status:  Ryan Gosling

If you: Like your chocolate dark, are looking for a Porter not a milkshake, enjoy cool graphics of the bad-ass Rogue guy

This beer is cool and it will give you superpowers. If you drink 6 you WILL be able to fall asleep faster than the sober version of yourself and will prefer to do so without brushing your teeth or removing your beer (I THINK!?) soaked garments. That said, I would recommend limiting to 2 in order to fully appreciate this fine brew and have a couple left in the fridge for Wednesday. Bout as dark as motor oil, mouthfeel is of magical butterflies. 

"I AM a unique snowflake, NOT a coffee or milkshake"

"I AM a unique snowflake, NOT a coffee or milkshake"